Wide Awake 2025: A Sonic Manifesto In Brockwell Park

Part Two

Words by Captain Stavros

Pics by Captain Stavros & Garry Jones

You've read the headlines: Kneecap closed Wide Awake 2025 with a set that was as politically charged as it was musically compelling. But to focus solely on their performance would be to overlook the rich tapestry of talent that graced the stages throughout the day.

Wide Awake isn't just a festival; it's a statement. This year, the grounds of Brockwell Park were dry and sunlit; a stark contrast to the storm of ideas and sounds that filled the air. From overt political declarations to subtle social commentaries, the festival was a crucible of contemporary thought and artistry. So, let’s dip right into it. 

Sprints

Stage: Main Stage | Evening

The wind had started to bite by the time Sprints took the stage, but the Irish quartet brought the kind of furnace-level energy that made you forget all about jackets and chill. If English Teacher were the simmering thesis, then Sprints were the footnote written in blood and all-caps: feral, direct, and completely unbothered by subtlety.

They kicked off with ‘How Does The Story Go?’ and from that moment, the tone was scorched earth. Karla Chubb, vocalist, guitarist, and absolute lightning rod, charged around the stage like someone who’s been told this set might be their last. She roared through each track with the rawness of someone testifying rather than performing. Her delivery is less about notes and more about nerve: shaky in all the right places, cracking open on the high notes just to show you it’s real.

We caught about four tracks, each one sharper than the last. ‘Adore Adore Adore’ turned the entire front half of the crowd into a sweaty, jostling sermon circle. It’s a song that’s half confessional, half primal scream rage against misogyny, performance, and the industry that expects women to package pain like it’s a brand. Chubb didn’t preach, she punched it through with every chorus.

What made their set hit hardest was the balance. Sprints aren’t just fast and loud. They’ve got this unpredictable dynamism, building a track slow and smouldering, then snapping the neck of the tempo without warning. Drummer Jack Callan was a particular standout, pounding the kit with such precision it sounded like the heartbeat of something colossal.

Sprints felt like the band you see in a pub right before they explode. Except this wasn’t a pub. This was the main stage. And they belonged on it.

Where English Teacher intellectualise the collapse, Sprints scream as it’s happening. They're not post-punk as trend, they’re punk as necessity. And as the bassline of ‘Literary Mind’ bled out into the wind, the crowd didn’t so much applaud as whoop; exhausted, elated, stunned.

Next up: CMAT — an orange fever dream with a steel guitar and a mouthful of glittered mischief.

CMAT

Stage: Main Stage | Evening

If anyone could chase the dust clouds kicked up by Sprints and turn them into glitter, it’s CMAT. Arriving on stage in a haze of surrealist camp and singalong swagger, the Irish-born pop-country superstar-in-the-making delivered a set that felt like Dolly Parton at Eurovision after one too many cans of Monster. In other words: completely unhinged, totally fabulous, and just the gear change the festival needed.

The sun had begun to dip, catching on the school-uniformed band (we never did quite figure out the theme, St. Trinian’s on acid? King’s Day in drag?). The crowd had bulked out massively by this point, and if anyone wasn’t yet a disciple, they were quickly won over by opener 'California’. CMAT’s voice; impossibly rich, stretching from belt to twang to full-body sob, bounced over distorted steel guitar and bouncing keys like it owned the park.

There’s a kind of theatrical chaos to her show. She’s self-effacing and whip-smart, cracking jokes between songs about Jamie Oliver lawsuits (yes, she did play ‘Jamie Oliver at the Petrol Station’) and the state of UK tap water, “Is this water? It looks like piss!”, she quipped, before taking another swig. It’s this balance of knowing absurdity and total emotional sincerity that makes her so disarming. She’ll have you crying to ‘I Wanna Be a Cowboy, Baby!’ and laughing through the lump in your throat.

CMAT doesn’t skirt around the political either. Her new track ‘Take A Sexy Picture Of Me’ took direct aim at the BBC’s body-shaming commentariat, flipping the finger at all the ways the industry tries to shape women’s art, image, and size into something palatable. She made no big speeches, she just performed the rebellion, joyfully and defiantly. There was something radical in how unbothered she was by the wind, by the cold, by the bullshit. She danced through it all with a smirk and a middle finger dipped in rhinestones.

The crowd, by this point, was a field of flailing arms and DIY butterfly wings. From our precarious perch atop two bean bags stacked against a piece of festival plywood art (bless the windbreakers), we had a bird’s-eye view of the kind of mass catharsis most artists would kill for.

Where Sprints had electrified, CMAT enveloped. Her set was glitterbomb therapy. A yeehaw answer to every cynical talking head that doesn’t understand why pop can be protest too.

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets

Stage: MOTH Tent | Evening

By the time Psychedelic Porn Crumpets hit the MOTH tent, we’d already been knocked sideways by sonic intensity a few times, but nothing quite prepared us for the sheer force of their set. Think: Ty Segall after a power-nap on speed, King Gizzard if they'd taken a wrong turn into Mad Max territory. The Perth outfit didn’t just play loud, they played vivid. Like staring directly into a lava lamp being launched into the sun.

Opening with the fuzzed-out riffage of ‘Hymn for a Droid’, they didn’t bother easing us in. The guitars hit like whiplash, drummer Danny Caddy absolutely pummeled his kit, every crash of the cymbal felt like bin lids being slammed together in perfect, chaotic harmony. Frontman Jack McEwan, hair swinging wildly as he let rip, led us through a dense, layered trip that blurred the line between jam session and meticulously sculpted psych odyssey.

The tent was absolutely rammed, with bodies jammed shoulder-to-shoulder and heads bobbing in mesmerised synchronicity. Smoke filled the air, thick and vaguely suspicious. “What the hell is in that smoke machine, man?”, McEwan hacked between songs, coughing profusely while the crowd howled with laughter, “I can see sound.”

The band snuck in a few deep cuts and new tracks from an upcoming album. While some of that newer material didn’t hit quite as hard as the tested crowd favourites like ‘Bill’s Mandolin’ or ‘Cubensis Lenses’, the transitions between songs were seamless. Their set flowed like one long, frenzied acid spiral, complete with tempo dropouts, false stops, and guitar solos that could melt the enamel off your teeth.

It felt less like a festival set and more like being handed the keys to a malfunctioning spaceship, strapped in whether you liked it or not. And we liked it. A lot.

Patriarchy

Stage: Shackwell Tent | Evening

If Mannequin Pussy were punk’s bleeding heart, Patriarchy was the abyss that stared back. Walking into the Shackwell Tent felt like stepping into a goth-industrial séance: hooded silhouettes, latex glinting under deep crimson strobes, and a smoke machine working overtime to exorcise whatever polite indie ghosts might’ve been lurking.

Hailing from Los Angeles, Patriarchy are less a band and more a sensory experiment in controlled menace. Frontwoman Actually Huizenga, draped in black and bathed in shadow, conjured the ghosts of Marilyn Manson’s mechanical days and the lascivious unease of early Nine Inch Nails. Behind her, drummer The Drummer (yes, that’s the name) beat with a ferocity that made the tent’s flimsy scaffolding feel like it might buckle.

We caught them deep in a set that mixed thudding industrial beats with cinematic vocal delivery, alternating between ghostly coos and violent howls. ‘I Don’t Want to Die’ hit like a club track dragged through a horror film; propulsive, disorienting, erotic and terrifying all at once. The sound was surprisingly pristine for such a murky vibe: heavy but not muddy, synthetic yet surgical. Hats off to the engineer, it’s no small feat making decadence sound this precise.

The tent wasn’t full, but the crowd inside was locked in. A few people near the front were visibly stunned, as if they'd wandered in expecting a standard synth act and got hit with an unholy ritual instead. There was little banter, no nods to topical politics, but Patriarchy doesn’t need to sermonise. Their mere existence, a high-concept, female-led industrial act that flips the male gaze on its leering head, is political performance art at its most weaponised.

Their set didn’t go viral. They weren’t trending on festival TikToks by nightfall. But those who caught even a sliver of it walked away rattled in the best possible way. In a lineup that had its fair share of joyous chaos and singalong catharsis, Patriarchy offered something far rarer: transgression.

Kneecap

Stage: Main Stage | Closing Set

You’ve all read the headlines. The terrorism accusations. The controversy. The refusal to be silenced. Kneecap didn’t just play Wide Awake, they claimed it. Their closing set was less a performance than a confrontation, equal parts party and provocation. And yes, it was absolutely, unequivocally the most talked-about moment of the day.

They opened with 'Kashmir’ and from the first bass throb, it was clear: the sound was flawless. Like being trapped inside a bombastic, bouncing studio session with nothing but low-end and bile. The visuals popped with the cinematic bombast we’ve come to expect; all street-lit menace and grayscale Belfast noir, but it was the tension in the crowd that made it electric. We weren’t watching a show. We were watching a reckoning.

Mo Chara didn’t waste time. Four songs in, the crowd is heaving. Then: “Be careful, plain clothes cops right next to you.” A ripple of paranoia. Another moment later: “You don’t know how close we were to being pulled out of this lineup.” Everyone already knew, but hearing it hit like a lead weight.

The humour cut through too, especially when Mo Chara asked the BSL interpreter, “How do you say ‘cunt’ in sign language?” With a deadpan flash of the fingers, the crowd lost it. Punk theatre at its most profane.

But through all the politics, controversy, and (let’s be honest) paranoia, what stood out was the performance itself. The beats slapped. The flows were as tight as they’ve ever been. And through the long, strange pauses where the set seemed to stall, then snap back into gear, there was a palpable sense of danger. Of risk. This wasn’t polished rebellion. This was the real thing.

Final thought? Kneecap didn’t follow anyone. Everyone else came before them. And when they walked off stage, they didn’t bend the knee. They left a crater.

Closing Thoughts

Wide Awake 2025 was more than a festival. It was a manifesto. One stitched together by artists who know exactly what they’re up against — austerity, censorship, occupation, cultural rot — and play like they’re still not backing down. Support for Palestine pulsed throughout the day, whether shouted between songs, stitched into T-shirt stalls (like Warmduscher’s donations to War Child and Médecins Sans Frontières), or simply implied in the acts of artists who refuse to shut up.

That political edge bled into the local too. Lambeth residents, many locked and priced out of the parks they help fund, were there in force. It’s a strange irony; paying council tax, then a ticket fee, just to see the spaces you sustain become fenced-off playgrounds. But Wide Awake acknowledged that tension, didn’t sanitise it. This wasn’t a glossy Instagram dream. It was real, raw, defiant.

We covered what we could. Former Muso’s Guide chief Kenny McMurtrie stepped in for the sets we missed (working weekends still doesn’t pay in t-shirt merch), and between us, we pieced together a day that felt less like a music festival and more like a broadcast from the near future; volatile, noisy, and alive.

And that future sounds loud as hell.

Next up: An alternative take on the festival with Kenny McMurtrie.

Wide Awake 2025: A Sonic Manifesto In Brockwell Park

Part One

Words by Captain Stavros

Pics by Luke Dyson & Captain Stavros

You've read the headlines: Kneecap closed Wide Awake 2025 with a set that was as politically charged as it was musically compelling. But to focus solely on their performance would be to overlook the rich tapestry of talent that graced the stages throughout the day.

Wide Awake isn't just a festival; it's a statement. This year, the grounds of Brockwell Park were dry and sunlit; a stark contrast to the storm of ideas and sounds that filled the air. From overt political declarations to subtle social commentaries, the festival was a crucible of contemporary thought and artistry. So, let’s dip right into it. 

MANNEQUIN PUSSY

Stage: Bad Vibes | Set time: Late Afternoon

Sliding through the festival gates just in time, we caught the opening riffs of Mannequin Pussy with the urgency of someone who already knew they were about to witness a standout. Last year, we saw them tear the paint off the walls at The Windmill, and if that felt like watching a band shake the rafters of a tiny church, then Wide Awake gave them the altar they deserve.

Frontwoman Missy Dabice doesn’t just command attention; she extracts it from the crowd with a chaotic grace. Across the short 15-minute window we caught, the band tore through tracks like ‘Control’ and ‘Perfect’, a searing one-two punch of emotional desolation and noise-laced catharsis. The contrast of melodic vocals and thrashing guitars never felt cleaner or more purposeful. Their sound isn’t messy, it’s methodical rage refined into melody.

The band’s chemistry is so dialed-in, it feels instinctual. Every dropped beat or guitar squeal feels born from muscle memory and shared trauma. There’s a particular moment during ‘Pigs is Pigs’, where the pit cracked open and one punter went down hard. The crowd paused, helped them up, then dove back in like nothing happened. That wasn’t just crowd etiquette; that was Mannequin Pussy’s ethic in motion; solidarity in aggression.

John Mulaney recently gushed about having them on his show, and frankly, we get it. Their star isn’t rising; it’s erupting, the kind of band you’ll soon be paying triple to see through a sea of phones. At Wide Awake, they reminded us that punk can still feel dangerous, intimate, and rooted in community. If the rest of the festival had been a wash, those 15 minutes would’ve justified the ticket

BDRMM

Stage: Moth Tent | Late Afternoon

Some acts demand your attention with bombast. Others, like BDRMM, ensnare it; slow and low, like fog creeping in beneath the festival’s sun-bleached canopies. The Moth Tent, usually a place of bleary-eyed comfort or post-noon pacing, transformed into a surreal chapel of reverb and dissonance as the band emerged.

Drenched in loops, pedals, and cavernous low end, BDRM delivered a set that felt closer to a séance than a performance. The opener rolled in with a wall of sonic velvet: thick, tactile, and unsettling. Vocals floated in like distant alarms, not quite screams, not quite words. You don’t so much listen to BDRM as surrender to them.

Their sound engineer deserves a raise. In a tent that could have easily swallowed their atmospheric nuance, the mix was laser-cut; from the sub-bass that rumbled like tectonic shifts to the shimmery, high-end distortion that kissed your eardrums without ever piercing them. Guitars were less instruments than conduits, channeling something between shoegaze, doom, and drone-pop, My Bloody Valentine by way of Sunn O))) and Grouper.

We caught about three or four tracks, though in BDRM time, that’s enough to rewrite your neural pathways. One highlight had vocals layered into an inhuman chorus of howls, feedback rising like ghost smoke around the audience, many of whom stood motionless as if in reverence or ritual. No dancing. No phones. Just immersion.

There’s something deeply cinematic about their entire presence. No frills, no posturing. Just pure, uncut atmosphere. If you walked into that tent looking for hooks, you walked out converted to the religion of tone.

While not explicitly political onstage, BDRM’s ambient nihilism felt right at home in a festival increasingly shaped by protest culture and global anxiety. Their set was a study in quiet resistance; not with slogans or flags, but with the kind of sound that dares you to stop tweeting and actually feel something.

Frankie And The Witch Fingers

Stage: Moth Tent | Late Afternoon

We were en route to food, stomachs rumbling, heads spinning from BDRM’s sonic séance, when Frankie and the Witch Fingers grabbed us by the collar with the kind of siren call you only hear once or twice a festival. It wasn’t just the volume. It was the way their fuzz-drenched guitar lines wrapped around your spinal cord and pulled.

You know that scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey where the astronaut goes through the psychedelic wormhole? This was that, scored by a garage-psych band operating at peak velocity. What we caught of the act, they didn’t just play a set, they detonated one.

Launching into what sounded like a seamless blend of ‘Empire’ and newer material from Data Doom, they built massive walls of rhythm that crashed and reformed with every breakbeat. The dual-guitar attack created the illusion of motion blur, like watching a cartoon band vibrating at double speed. The basslines didn’t walk, they rampaged, a stampede beneath the riotous squall above.

Lead singer Dylan Sizemore looked less like a frontman and more like a prophet mid-possession, hair matted with sweat, eyes somewhere else entirely. His vocals weren’t so much sung as spat through a psych-punk filter; urgent, ecstatic, unhinged. But amid all the distortion and wig-out energy, the musicianship was razor-sharp. These aren’t just fuzz merchants. They know exactly when to snap a groove shut or let it spiral out into chaos.

It’s not often you watch a band hijack a tent like that. Everyone inside seemed locked in, half of them spinning in loose-limbed ecstasy, the other half looking like they’d just been hit by the best bad trip of their life. One guy in front of us yelled, “This is what it’s about!” like he’d just discovered the meaning of the universe in a snare roll.

Frankie and the Witch Fingers didn’t talk politics onstage, not explicitly, but theirs was a set of liberation. From genre, from inhibition, from cynicism. They played like a band too good to care whether you got it, because those who did were already levitating.

English Teacher

Stage: Main Stage | Late Afternoon

If Frankie and the Witch Fingers were a fever dream in stereo, then English Teacher were the morning after; where the adrenaline dips, but the introspection cuts sharper. Still riding the buzz of their debut album, This Could Be Texas, the Leeds four-piece delivered a set that felt equal parts thesis and tantrum, holding the audience in a careful push-pull between the intellectual and the primal.

Opening with ‘Albatross’, they set the tone with Lydia Rolke’s haunting keyboard line and Lily Fontaine’s surgical lyricism. Fontaine’s delivery is uniquely hers; clipped, sly, sometimes bordering on performance poetry, sometimes a full-throated howl. It recalls the dry wit of Lambrini Girls but trades in the rage for razor-wire precision. You could hear a pin drop during the verses, only for a tidal wave of slamming bass and guitar crescendos to crush the hush seconds later.

The crowd, already thick and unyielding by the time we arrived, seemed caught off guard by how tightly coiled the band was, how much tension they could build without ever fully detonating. We only caught about four tracks, but each one painted a different shade of discontent. ‘The World’s Biggest Paving Slab’ grooved like a post-punk lullaby for the doomed, while the biting, unreleased ‘Mastermind Specialism’, which we clocked from recent setlists, was a standout: wry, weird, and entirely addictive.

English Teacher are fiercely political, but they don’t resort to sloganeering. Fontaine doesn’t shout her stance; she constructs it, line by line, image by image, until you realise you’ve been hit in the gut with an entire worldview. Between songs, she nodded to the housing crisis and the cultural gutting of the North, though she let the songs speak loudest.

For a band relatively fresh to stages this size, their control was eerie. They filled a massive, roofless space with brooding intimacy, like managing to whisper through a megaphone. You couldn’t get anywhere near the front, but that was fine. This wasn’t music that needed proximity. It found you.

Next up: Sprints — Dublin’s lightning bolt, riding the post-punk revival straight into punk chaos. 

Daffo

The George Tavern

Words & Pics by Captain Stavros

A Feverish Dive into Country Chaos

The George Tavern is packed to the rafters. The air is thick with anticipation and the scent of denim, both literal and metaphorical. Daffo, the name on everyone's lips, is set to take the stage, and the crowd is buzzing like a hive on overdrive.

The theme of the night? Denim. An unfortunate choice given the sweltering heat, but fashion waits for no one. As we waited, pressed against the stage like cheese in a toastie, the atmosphere was electric.

Daffo emerges, cowboy boots several sizes too big, exuding a charm that's both endearing and chaotic. Gabi Gamberg’s voice comes in rich and full, her country twang cutting through the room with clarity. A heartfelt "We love you, Daffo!" pierces the air, met with a humble acknowledgment.

"Slow doooaaawoon," Gabi sings, the drawl stretching wide and low. She shares, "This is my first time in the UK ever, super stoked to be here. This is also the first time in my life I've sold out a show, which is really cool." The crowd erupts, knowing this won't be the last.

The audience is feverish, locked into every note. Gabi introduces a new track, ‘Sideways’, requesting a ton of reverb on the vocals. The song dances with itself, the band members swaying as if with phantom partners. The drummer, glued to the kit, seems ready to burst free.

Next up, a winter song is introduced to cool down the room, a miscalculation, as it only turns up the heat. It’s likely the unreleased ‘Winter Hat’, a track that brought more fire than frost.

“I will kill a spider if it gets too close”, Gabi sings. The crowd erupts, joining in word for word. It's ‘Wednesday’, a standout from the 2021 EP Crisis Kit, and the singalong is visibly moving for Gabi and the band, the kind of communion that makes a night feel significant.

"When I'm in hell," Gabi declares, "Let's face it, we're all probably going to hell, but it's gonna be a party!" The fretwork backflips, a rolling lurch of sound that crests and crashes in a sharp, deliberate drop. The audience, far from winded, yells their approval straight through the final note.

"Can everybody bark?" Gabi shouts. The crowd obliges without hesitation. ‘Go Fetch’ launches, a thundering, upbeat tune full of crash-heavy chaos. Picture a mess of distorted dog faces flapping in a frenzy, total absurd joy.

"Cheers everyone!" Gabi hollers, taking a deep pull from a pint. "This next one's about God." The crowd already knows the lyrics to ‘Good God’ and belts along, voice for voice, nearly drowning the band out. The applause afterward is long and loud, the energy unrelenting.

Throughout the set, Gabi’s vocal control is unmistakable; gritty, elastic, but never faltering. The band’s sound has that homegrown garage feel, like someone duct-taped the pieces of a busted Weezer Blue Album and a Kurt Vile B-side together and then let it all play at once in the back of a hot van. Raw and real.

The band's reactions to the crowd’s energy are wide-eyed and ecstatic. They're visibly overwhelmed, exchanging glances of disbelief and joy at every cheer and singalong. The heat only fuels the delirium; by the end, it felt like even the air was sweating.

For the penultimate track, Daffo pulls a volunteer on stage, someone to play harmonica with no real expectation of talent. The result? Total chaos and great fun. The song, ‘Doe See Doe’, was a crowd favourite with the sharpest lyrics of the night.

Setlist Highlights:

‘Sideways’

‘Winter Hat’

‘Wednesday’

‘When I'm in Hell’

‘Go Fetch’

‘Good God’

‘Doe See Doe’

Daffo's performance at The George Tavern was a testament to the raw, unfiltered energy of emerging country-infused indie rock. A night of sweat, sound, and unbridled enthusiasm, a gig that won't be forgotten anytime soon.

M for Montreal

The Old Blue Last

Words & Pics by Captain Stavros

QUÉBEC SPRING BLOWS THE ROOF (AND THE PLUMBING) OFF THE OLD BLUE LAST

Ballsy and Alix Fernz ignite M for Montreal’s 20th with soaked ceilings, soaked riffs and soaked shoes
 

It’s bucketing down in Shoreditch and the roof at the Old Blue Last is leaking like it’s on strike, but that’s hardly enough to drown out the buzz as M for Montreal hits town. Celebrating 20 years of building transatlantic bridges between Québec’s artful misfits and the UK’s music heads, the Canadian crew are throwing a party worthy of their rep, and yeah, the bar’s open and the pizza’s free. Good luck topping that, Camden.

First up, it’s Ballsy, and she’s not easing anyone in. Launching her set like a confetti cannon at a kindergarten rave, she’s all heart, hooks and heavy pop glow, the kind that makes you feel like you’re twelve again at your rich mate’s birthday bash. Except this time, the sugar’s swapped for wine and the cake’s a fridge full of free booze.

Her blend of dream-pop and indie grit, fresh off debut EP Bisou, has all the fizz of someone who’s not here to “warm up” the room; she is the room. “We just wanna have a fun time and party with you tonight,” she says, all swagger and sincerity. At one point, there’s talk of death by electrocution, “If I die tonight, someone clear my search history,” she quips, eyeing the water leaking from every crevice. It’s Montreal-in-May levels of damp, but Ballsy’s defiance is electric enough to dry socks.

There’s no drummer, but who cares? The beats are tight, the vibes are looser, and by the time she hollers, “Let’s get fucking weird on this one,” we’re already there. Closing with a shout-out that lands like a manifesto — “Fuck transphobia, fuck genocide, and fuck Donald Trump”, it’s clear: Ballsy isn’t just a party starter, she’s throwing Molotovs at the status quo and handing out glitter for the fallout.

Next up, Alix Fernz, in his UK debut, steps up like he’s been playing these shores forever. No filler, no chat, just a relentless, propulsive stream of fuzzed-out post-punk and lo-fi synthwave nightmares. If Ballsy lit the match, Alix is the firestorm after. It’s all in French, a bold choice that feels like a flex, and it works, tapping into that Molchat Doma-style otherness that makes lyrics feel secondary to vibe.

Imagine early-2000s French indie dragged through a dystopian wormhole and spat out in a leather jacket. There’s a gritty, magnetic stage presence that feels part Iggy Pop, part space crash survivor. At times, the band sounds like they’re playing inside a collapsing satellite, all chaotic drum assaults, upstroked bass lines like twitchy nerves, and synths that glue the madness together.

And yeah, that sound? It is like love songs interpreted by wild animals. There’s something rabid and romantic in the way the disjointed rhythms and maniacal vocals spiral together – and it turns out, they may owe part of the process to mushrooms. Alix is the rare kind of performer you can’t look away from, not because he’s begging for your attention but because you’re afraid you’ll miss something important if you blink.

It’s keenly, violently interesting. A showcase that proves “performance art” and “punk” don’t have to sit at opposite ends of the room, they can pull the pin, then calmly finish the verse.

As the night ends, the crowd spills out into the soaking London streets with cheap pizza slices and a buzz you can’t fake. M for Montreal’s London takeover is more than a showcase, it’s a reminder that the next wave of musical greatness doesn’t always come from LA lofts or East London basements. Sometimes it’s born in snowy provinces and explodes outwards, loud, weird and proud.

If this is your intro to the Québec Spring scene, consider it your call to action. Fernz plays The Lexington on Friday. Ballsy’s still gigging across the UK. The rest of the M for Montreal crew, from Geneviève Racette’s haunting folk to the post-genre chaos of Patche and Truck Violence, are dotted around the country like sonic landmines. Step on one. Trust me.